a checklist on why she's the one

1. she sweeps 6 years of accumulated dustbunnies under the kids' beds
2. she holds you through the middle of the night while you sob from unresolved issues induced by too much moscato the evening before
3. she cuts up all your papayas and dragonfruit in bitesize pieces coz you're too arsed to do it ever
4. she plants a million kisses on your pre-washed face in the morn haha
5. she never flirts and when flirted at shows zero interest
6. she sings her childhood songs in variants of tunes only because she knows it amuses you
7. she goes out on a limb to get the kids things only because she wants to buy them the things she never had as a child
8. she bakes you valrhona laced cranberry cookies 
9. repeat the above haha